I Would NOT Wanna See This Picture Of Team Diaz If I Were Anthony Pettis

Tell ya what – the Nick Diaz Army is one scary army. Buncha gangster looking motherfuckers left and right.

I know Anthony Pettis ain’t no schmuck. I know he’s been in this game a loooong time, and as a former world champion, has faced the best the world had to offer…but he’s never faced no Nate Diaz, and if I were him, I’d be shittin in my drawers simply knowing Nate has Nick with him tonight. He may not have him in his corner (Nick ain’t commissioned to be there), but just the fact that they’re walking in together has gotta be so fucking intimidating. When they get to the area, you just KNOW there’s gonna be a billion pictures/videos coming out immediately where people are absolutely cumming themselves over their arrival and nothing else. White boys like me going, “STOCKTON IN THE HIZZZZZOUSE!” all over the place. We can’t not, though! It’s like watching the Foot Clan walk into a nightclub in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle universe! You KNOW shit’s about to hit the fan and violence is about to pop off, it’s exciting!

Will Pettis be a bystander or one of the Turtles, though? Guess we’ll have to wait and see. Winner of this one could easily be next for Conor McGregor. I’m fucking STOKED for this card, folks. Diaz/Pettis, Cormier/Miocic II, Romero/Costa…it’s STUPID, as the Big Goof would put it.

Prelims are live now on ESPN and the main card begins at 10pm EST on ESPN+ PPV, which does mean that you need ESPN+ to order the PPV. I know. I don’t make the rules. UFC 241 is one that should be worth it though.