This Hilariously Bad List Of Complaints Women Have Against Their Significant Others Is Going Viral - Let's Break It Down

So I saw this over the weekend and wanted to get into it. It’s one of the beauties here at Barstool, we have people of all walk of lives reading this shit. So anyone that has ever been in a somewhat serious relationship can read this blog and nod along or get pissed off.

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This is the one the started it all. One thing I’ll always remember is the old school KFC Radio/Mailtime episode where KFC rants about this. I don’t know if this is a male or female thing but more just a stupidity thing. Just squeeze the toothpaste in the right spot people. Ain’t that damn hard.

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Let’s stay on the tooth brush thing here. Now I’m starting to get annoyed. You don’t like the smell of mint? That’s the crazy thing here. Not anything that these well-minded males are doing. He’s bored. I do the same thing when I brush my teeth. I’m on my phone scrolling Twitter and pacing around my bathroom. You have a couple of minutes to spare when brushing your teeth. I’m annoyed that you’re annoyed because of the mint smell. Mint is a delicious smell. You should be lucky he’s brushing his teeth to begin with.

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Welcome to the world of males. Yeah, we do things that don’t make sense but if we’ve done it our entire lives we are not changing. That’s just the way the world works. So if this bloke thinks pouring salt from a great height is how you pour salt on food then that’s how it’s done. The same way Frank the Tank pours salt on fast food burgers. He ain’t changing and neither is this guy. Now I know what some logical people might say. Why are you putting salt on food? Yeah, don’t do that at super nice restaurants or shit like that. But, I’m in the group that you should eat food the way you like it. Who cares if it’s weird? I used to eat peanut butter and salt sandwiches because they are delicious and easy to make when you’re 14 years old. Just don’t put salt on fast food burgers.

Now as for the second one. I can understand this one a bit. Yeah, you don’t want to fall all over shit. But at the same time ever think how nice it is to always have a dark, cold room to fall asleep in?

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Just to be clear, we’re talking about helping out right? I’m not reading this wrong. Maybe don’t leave the iron all out and walking away if you’re not done. I think that one is on you. Here he is just trying to do a solid and tidy up – everyone knows tidying up sucks. I give him credit for putting away the ironing board whether you’re done or not.

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Yeah, the shoes thing. I don’t know about you but I’m 100% guilty of the same thing. We finally have a real complaint here if you ask me. Usually it’s in the bedroom for me more than the middle of the living room. One slipper in front of the bathroom, one in front of the door.

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Wait a minute here. We’re complaining about stirring with a spoon? Okay, Ms. Fancy Pants. I’m sorry he doesn’t have a proper mixing tool. That’s on him, sure. But you make best with what you have. If that’s a spoon, you mix that gin and tonic with a spoon. What do you want him to do? Not stir it like a lunatic? Again, he should go buy a mixing tool, they are like $5. Not that tough to do. But getting mad about stirring it with a spoon is a wild take. Again what’s the option here?

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Okay we have a real complaint. This isn’t just a significant other one but it’s the throat clearing is gross. No one and I mean no one wants to hear that shit. Get out of my face if you’re sitting here coughing and clearing your throat. This isn’t annoying, it’s just gross.

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And we’re back to lunacy. Again he’s out here trying to help you. People say shit weird. Adding in ‘a’ for a tea isn’t something that should get you riled up. He’s literally asking you if you want a tea. That’s a cup of tea where I come from (America). This is also the most relationship thing ever too. You hold back freaking out about something so dumb because you know it’ll cause a fight that no one wants. Something so small and dumb causes you to go insane. Around and around we go.