I Tried Oscar Meyer's "Hot Dog 'N Mustard" Ice Cream Sandwich And Now I Want To Die A Little

New York City is no stranger to a crooked, white Weiner cruising around its streets on the search for mouth holes, but this time things were a little different…

The Weiner Mobile was here, and it was giving out ice cream instead of hot dogs?!

Chaps & I were talking about this on radio just last night, and I’d expressed how bummed I was that I wouldn’t have time to find the Weinermobile & get one. Then out of the clouds today HQ Spider came through in the clutch & brought one to my desk. It was 100% completely melted, but I didn’t care. I needed to get those sweet, sweet mustardy-milk soaked processed meat bits in my mouth.

Speaking of, here’s the ingredients:

The moment I unwrapped it I suppressed the urge to dry heave because it was so melted that the hot dog ice cream had mixed with the mustard gelato & the cookie had become a sponge for this monstrosity. Nevertheless, I took that sucker down…

All apologies to Glenny Balls & Fran who had to witness it. In the time since trying it, I’ve had a coffee, strawberry gum, & ripped a cig, and I still have an awful creamy, bitter, mustard taste in my mouth. Would not recommend unless you’re gross, so it was pretty on brand for me.