Printing Out Texts Is Diabolical Behavior

I cannot BELIEEEEEEVE this Max Kellerman! Printing out texts and showing them to your significant other is one thing, but doing it in public is next level devious. I may carry around a printout of an 8 ball request to reply with in case my hypothetical significant other ever tried this shit. I really, truly want to see what’s on the text, but using context clues I’m guessing that this is in the UK because of the Pizza Bar and the Carlsberg banner.

This means that even if I could see the text, I probably wouldn’t be able to read them. Scottish/English tweet english isn’t real english at ALL.