The Chickfila Sandwich Is Reportedly Getting MUCH Smaller And People Are Getting HEATED About It

Look, we have enough lawsuits coming so I wanna be honest here. I have ZERO proof that the chickfila sandwich is getting smaller. What I do have is my gut and it’s a fucking beaut. My gut knows a scam when it sees one.

This is a scam.

I wanna be honest with you; I go to Chickfila often. I’m not sure why. I think it’s beaten into you in the south that Chickfila is good when it’s just an average ass chicken place. The waffle fries are meh at best. The chicken is pretty good but the portion sizes are so varied that it’s frustrating. Sometimes you can get a piece of chicken that is an absolute monster and sometimes you’ll get a little bitch ass chicken tit that won’t even cover half a bun. I know this because I always order TWO sandwiches. Sometimes I finish them. Sometimes I dont. It’s my choice and my money so I dont give a shit.

FURTHERMORE, when I asked several people about their experiences with the sandwiches, they thought about it overnight and returned to me with a conclusive answer.

“Chaps! You were right. The chicken sandwiches are getting smaller!”

But there’s more. I dont think they drop the size of every single sandwich. This goes much deeper than that. This is intentional (I have no proof) I think there is like a 20 percent rule. 20 percent of the chicken breasts are the same size that they used to be. So, 1 out 5 visits you’ll get a normal chicken sandwich. That’s enough for your brain to think, “damn. I was wrong. The chicken sandwiches are the same size but why is this pickle warm? Put the pickle later so it can maintain it’s crisp!”

Over the next 18 months, I will weigh the breast of every chickfila meal that I eat. I will document my findings and let you know. We have science on our sides, friends.