NSFW - "Platinum" Mike Perry Has The Most Broken Nose In The History Of Broken Noses

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Maybe UFC Uruguay hasn’t been the best of cards, but fuck if it hasn’t been the goriest! Between this and the dude who got his eyebrow sliced off his face with a knee, it’s just puke city. Disgusting. Mike Perry was practically taking pride in this newfound deformity, too! He was cheesin’ up the camera while waiting for the judges’ scorecards to be read, which…makes sense, I suppose. If anybody’s going to celebrate having an Artie Lang nose smashed into their face, it’s the rabid savage that is “Platinum” Mike Perry.

How about this gimmick he pulled before the fight with his longtime fiancé the Platinum Princess?!

Unbelievable. What an enigma. God bless him.