Action Bronson Didn't Want Kristaps As A Knick Because Someone Who Sold KP's Brother Weed Told Him 'He Didn't Have Any New York In Him'

[Source] - Nah, I wasn’t, I knew,” Bronson said about being, as Helwani put it, the KP bandwagon. “Just, you could tell with certain guys, just don’t have it in ‘em. He didn’t have New York in him, man. I knew somebody that sold his brother weed, and from what I heard, he didn’t have it in ‘em.”

Welp, that settles it. I see no flaw in this argument. Goofy haircut? Sure looks like it. Skin texture and lack of product? Can’t trust them. Someone selling Kristap’s brother weed? Most reliable source in the world. I’ve never trusted anyone more than Action Bronson’s friend.

Plus, what am I going to do? Disagree with him? We saw what happened when Action gets pissed off with someone at Barstool

Now I’m very anti-Kristaps. I hate him. He’s like an ex-girlfriend to me. Deleted his number, deleted memories, everything. Fuck him. Hope he stinks and I mean STINKS in Dallas. I hope they regret the trade all year. But Bronson has plenty of valid points. Do you think a New Yorker would take an L like this if he’s the star of the Knicks

You can’t be out here looking like Jonathan Papelbon and have Bronson’s respect or any of New York for that fact

Maybe if he kept this look he’d have a chance

But the real kicker is just the fact that Bronson drops in the ‘I knew someone who sold weed to his brother.’ I’ll never stop laughing at that source drop, even if he’s probably better prepared to run the Knicks than Dolan.

Kristaps just couldn’t cut it in New York. Like I said, I hope he stinks in Dallas.