Monica Lewinsky Is Talking About Being On Her Knees Again

Monica Lewinsky from the CLOUDS.

Her Twitter is just the gift that keeps on giving. Not even a month ago, she joked about being told an internship at the White House was good career advice. Now she’s out here turning Mike Pence’s comment about prayer into yet another joke about blowing the President of the United States. And just dunking on the entire internet… again.

To be fair, Mike Pence saying we all need to spend more time on our knees 1000% un-ironically put this on a tee for her to launch it out of the park Barry Bonds style.

I mean if you’re an adult and you make that reference either A) thinking humanity is mature enough to ignore the blatant sexual reference OR B) you just didn’t put 2+2 together… you deserve to be trolled into oblivion. I’m all for more prayer in this country. But you just CAN’T have that mix up, Pence.

The underrated part of all of this is that she’s always tweeting these epic responses super early in the morning. The one I wrote about in July was tweeted at 5:15 AM. Today was 6:47 AM.

Why is she waking up and blessing our time lines with direct references to one of the biggest sex scandals in history to get the day started? How is she seeing these tweets in the first place? Is somebody sending them to her? Does she have blow-job-buzz-words notifications turned on?

I don’t know, but I’m here for it.

Again, you just can’t teach this kind of self awareness. I think I may even turn on my notifications for Monica at this point. She’s a legend.

PS – Anybody who says she shouldn’t make jokes about it is a real loser. Self depreciation is always appreciated. Being able to make fun of herself is probably really therapeutic after years of all the shit she dealt with.

Plus, who doesn’t like a little humor involving Bill Clinton getting the king treatment from his intern and lying about it to the entire nation? The answer should be nobody. (Other than the Clinton household, probably.)