The Patriots Have Extended Tom Brady for Two More Years

With this news that America’s worst nightmare will be with us for another three seasons at least, the burning question of the day is, how many Fake News, false narrative myths perpetuated by the anti-Patriots jihadists in the media just died a horrible death? Let’s count just a few:

— Brady is planning on retiring soon.

— Gisele is sick of his lifestyle and is actively trying to force him to hang it up and become a full time house husband.

— Belichick drafted Jarrett Stidham to be the heir apparent.

— Brady and Belichick still hate each other over the issue of pliability, the role of a personal trainer, the decision to draft Jimmy Garoppolo and the fact Brady never won the non-existent Patriot of the Week Award.

— Belichick is secretly anxious to prove to the world he can win without the most successful quarterback in NFL history.

— The idea that Brady plays for less money than he could in order to let the Patriots build a winning roster around him is a lie concocted by Pats fans.

— Brady is about to fall off a cliff.

Except for this kind:

So if you’re one of those people in 31 NFL media markets whose whole plan for success has been predicated on the end of Tom Brady’s career, you’d better get going on your 2023 strategy. Because he’s not going anywhere.