Does My Eye Require Medical Attention?

Before anyone says anything, I know it’s time for breakfast and for that I am sorry but I need to crowdsource this.

For nearly one year, I have been dealing with what experts are calling Banana Induced Pink Eye.

“Hey Chaps. How did you get banana induced pink eye?”

Well, I tried to help out my pals with a banana beauty mask and it has caused pain and heartache like you wouldn’t believe. Small fragments of banana have lodged themselves in my tear ducts. Medical professionals are shocked at this. Beauty experts are shocked by this. I am maimed and disfigured because of this. In fact, banana induced pink eye has been more difficult for me to recover from than a gunshot wound. I mean that.

Anyway, after looking at my eye and vomiting, do you think I should go to the doctor? I leaning towards yes, but as an American, we live in a democracy and I putting this to a vote.

So let’s put it to a poll.

Click YES or NO