Of Course Kawhi Told The Raptors He Was Leaving By Texting Nick Nurse A 3 Word Text Message

[Source] - It was too loud to hear their phones as the song hit its crescendo, but both Nurse and Bjorkgren had their cells on vibrate. Instinctively, they reached for their pockets, as manufactured purple haze from the Vegas extravaganza swallowed them.

Nurse looked down. The text message simply read, “I’m going home.”

Kawhi Leonard was gone.

This is as peak Kawhi as it gets. Breaking up with the Raptors via a 3 word text message? That’s why he’s a killer. He doesn’t care about feelings – probably why he’s also part robot in most people’s eyes.

But, just saying I’m going home? That’s flat out mean. I mean I guess he can say whatever the hell he wants. That’s what happens when you win a franchise like the Raptors a NBA title.

I’m very much on team break up via text message. Well, I was before I got married. Don’t think I could do a divorce via text message. But, breaking up via text message is the move. I don’t want to deal with the theatrics on either side. If you’re dumping me, text me. If I’m dumping you, expect a text. I don’t need the face to face reaction. I don’t need the crying. I don’t need the yelling. Just a clean break and never see each other again. Me and Kawhi, two peas in a pod.

It’s even funnier with Nurse being at a Prince concert. Not even a Prince concert. A Prince impersonator. Can’t be bothered with a franchise-altering decision during Purple Rain

PS: I wanted to use a picture of Kawhi and a phone as the thumbnail and of course there are 0 pictures on the Internet with him and a phone. Gotta be the first for an NBA guy.