It's Always Important To Check The Weather Forecast Before Using A Porta-Potty To Make Sure You Don't Get Blown Over In A Wind Storm
Global News – Cecilia Mwalyoga was left feeling disgusted and humiliated after what was supposed to be a memorable event with her boyfriend’s family visiting from Germany.
Intense winds forced a sudden cancellation and spectators were sent away. But before they left, Cecilia had to make a pit stop at the portable toilets.
“I felt the wind move it a little bit. As soon as I was trying to sit, the whole thing just went on my back and the door facing downwards and I could feel all the water and everything falling on me. It was gross,” Mwalyoga recalled.
I’ve always said that the 2nd most important app that anybody could have on their phone is The Weather Channel app. Obviously the Barstool Sports app takes that #1 spot but after that, TWC. It has everything you need to know on there to be able to go about your day and not end up covered in a bunch of blue water and shit.
I’m not saying that you need to check the radar every time that you’re about to drop a deuce. But if you’re hopping in a porta-potty and you know there’s some heavy wind on the way? It doesn’t hurt to at least check. Do the math right there in your head. Figure out how many miles per hour that wind is going to be whipping in at. Or I guess in this case it would be kilometers per hour. Then figure out how much you weigh and if you think you’d be able to serve as an anchor to keep that porta john in place. And if the numbers don’t add up, well just squeeze that sucker in and wait until you get home. But yeah, preparation is key so you should always keep that weather report handy unless you want to be swimming in shit.