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Ladies And Gentlemen, The Greatest Boxer On The Planet

This kid is the greatest boxer on the planet. I don’t wanna hear any different. I don’t even know what the fuck I just watched. My head is still spinning. I could barely pat my head and rub my belly at the same time and homeboy is fighting a spinning death stick and a tennis ball in what appears to be twelve round WARS like it’s nothing. He’s got the snap of Tyson, the speed of Lomachenko, the head movement of Ali…we may be looking at the one soul who could bring the sweet science back. He’d whoop my ass and then whoop your ass with the lifeless body he made of my whooped ass.