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Lunatic Dolphins Fan Asks Josh Allen To Sign His Kenny Stills Jersey At Bills Training Camp - Josh Allen Throws That Out And Gives Him His Own Signed Jersey And Hat

Absolutely WILD move to try and get Josh Allen, the Bills QB of the future, to sign a Miami Dolphins Kenny Stills jersey. I mean what is the thought process there? That’s just insane. He looks no older than 10, but still a bananas move. Like why are you at Bills training camp in the first place? Confusing situation all around.

Now there are not many reasons to switch teams as a fan, but when the potential franchise QB forces your hand like this I think you have no choice right? The Dolphins are doing you no good whatsoever. Your dad is a Bills fan it looks like. I think you have to play the hand dealt to you here and just go full 180 switch. I thought when Allen asked for the table he was going to throw the kid right through it and full initiate him into Bills Mafia.

This quote Allen had in a Syracuse.com article about signing a ton of stuff for kids after practice is so awesome.

“I remember going to sporting events, (San Francisco) Giants games, and (San Francisco) 49ers games growing up,” Allen said. “Sometimes we had the opportunity to go in the tunnel and see some of the Giants players coming in and out of the dugout. Whenever a player even looked around and waved – whether he came over and signed things or gave high-fives, I just remember being super happy that I got to touch a Major League Baseball player’s hand.”

“I’m fortunate enough to have this platform that I have to affect somebody’s life (in a positive way),” Allen said. “But it doesn’t take a lot to be a good person. That’s kind of the way I look at it. I’m not going out of my way to try and do anything or trying to go viral, I was just that kid once so I just really get it.”

I hope he actually threw out the Dolphins jersey and didn’t give it back to the kid’s dad. That’s a franchise QB’s move. Recent Bills QBs probably sign the Stills jersey and go on like everything is normal. Maybe there is hope for Buffalo?

Probably not.