Congrats To Chief Keef Who's Expecting His Tenth Child With His Tenth Baby Mama!

This is remarkable. Chief Keef is now expecting his tenth child just a few weeks before his 24th birthday. I knew he had a lot of kids but 10 is just a staggering number of children to have taken part in creating before you turn 24. When I read this I stared at it for an entire five minutes just trying to process how you could possibly impregnate this many women at such an alarming rate and NOT CHANGE ANYTHING. You’d think maybe after the 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th or 9th time something would click in your brain. Maybe it’s like peeing when you drink and once you brake the seal you just have to keep pissing. I suppose it’s possible that once he had one kid he just said fuck it what’s the difference between one and ten and just kept popping them out once or twice a year. He may have have taken the lead over Antonio Cromartie for the most fertile sperm on the planet. He still needs four more kids to catch up to Cromartie but he’s well over hitting his target numbers to pass the current champ. Call me crazy but I think Chief Keef has got what it takes to get the job done.

By the way, Chief Keef was so full of shit when he said “I just want the top, I ain’t tryna pipe!” What a blatant fucking lie. This man has been trying to pipe everything in site since he was 15 years old. I wonder if he’s ever heard of condoms. Love Sosa popped off when he was so young he must have dropped out before that chapter in Health class. Damn shame.