I TAP OUT - McDonalds Employee Accidentally Leaves Her Mic On Between Drive Thru Orders

The Unofficial Transcript (TUT):

No. If I’m gonna clean on my day off, Imma clean at home.

AND

It was hotter than a motherfucker in here dude.

I’m like

I’m not cleaning in this you gotta be fucked up. I took my ass back up out of here I didn’t say nothing to nobody I just walked out.

Okay babe.

No I know.

I’ll tell you when you come back into work. Let me get this order.

IT’S ABOUT BRITTANY.

Man.

Man she’s a joke

Okay so I loaded $20 last week after she couldn’t pay her phone bill.

Remember we were discussing that?

NO I JUST LET HER BORROW TWENTY DOLLARS SHE ALREADY PAID HER PHONE BILL

GIRL

I had to ask her twice for it back.

Then finally yesterday

FINALLY YESTERDAY

She gives me 10 dollars of it right.

And then says OH HEY I GOT THESE FOR SALE I GIVE YOU A FRONT

I’m like

BITCH YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO GIVE FRONTS YOU OWE PEOPLE MONEY

i almost said to her okay give me a 10 bag of weed but then I’m like you know let me see if she’ll actually give me the damn cash.

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Idk she had some slow looking dude in the car yesterday

YEAH

He don’t look like he’s all there in the head

OH SHIT

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I apologize for the wait how can I help you

Honestly nothing here you don’t expect but at the same time still pretty mild. And remember that includes being disgusting, shit talking coworkers, bad debt, a dime bag, an unpaid phone bill and some slow looking motherfucker all under a 2 minute window. Now imagine a completely unfiltered behind the scenes look at your local fast food spot over the course of an afternoon and I think we can agree this 2 minutes is the first and last taste of DRIVE THRUS UNCUT that I will ever want to consume in my life. Each progressive second of exposure risks a lifetime of disgust and I’m not about to roll the dice on Ronald.

Which Reminds Me.

If you or a loved one have a ridiculous fast food story, keep it to your goddamn selves. Ambiguity is delicious.