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Sometimes You Gotta Leave Your Kid In The Hot Car While At Your Appointment With The Department of Child Services

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People leave their kids in the car for many reasons. Some such reasons are so they can:

Ride rides at the state fair

Eat dinner with his smokeshow girlfriend

Attend court for leaving her kids in the hot car and then leave her kids in the hot car at the court house

Drink on Mother’s Day

Attend a wine tasting

Get her makeup done on a 16 degree day

Go to the casino

Go to the sex store

Get blacked out drunk

Shop at Walmart with her kids in the trunk

Make a quick jail visit

Celebrate National Tequila Day

So you get the gist, usually there is a pretty solid reason for it. And today’s story is no different:

Fox - An Indiana mom was arrested Tuesday for allegedly leaving her toddler in a hot car during a Department of Child Services interview with her newborn, according to a report.

Police said the appointment was scheduled at 2:30 p.m. but Ost arrived at 2:40 p.m. After a physician examined her baby, she became “belligerent” and started cursing at the DCS employee during the interview, court documents said.

The hospital received a phone call around 4:30 p.m. regarding a small child in the parking lot, Fox 59 reported. A police officer found a young boy in the car, watching a movie on cell phones. It was reportedly 86 degrees outside.

Ost allegedly told authorities that her toddler did not want to come to the appointment with her so she left him the car. Ost was arrested and charged with neglect of a dependent. Both of her children were taken into DCS care, Fox 59 reported.

Just brainless. I didn’t think the woman who left her kid in the car while popping into a jail for a quick visit would be topped, but oh boy, she was topped. This is the one. This is the dumbest of the dumb. I get it, sometimes you gotta pop into a sex shop. Sometimes you gotta drink on Mother’s Day, you’ve earned that. But leaving one kid in the car while you take the other one into the Department of Child Services takes the cake. Not just a slice of the cake, but the entire thing. Let’s look at this woman by the numbers- 27 years old, 2 kids, 0 brain cells. At what point do we decide the government can legally tie her tubes so tight you’ll be able to climb them like a gym class rope? Because if there was ever an open and shut argument for banning people from having children, she’s exhibit A, B, C, D, E, F, G, even H, I, J, K, L, also M, N, O, P, Q, and not to mention R, S, T, U, V, W, and also X, Y, and Z. But don’t forget exhibit A2, B2, C2, D2, E2, F2, etc and so forth.

So hey, credit to her, she outdumbed the dumbest of the dumb. It’s hard to do that, but she accomplished something, probably for the first time in her life if we don’t include spreading her legs for anyone to paint her insides. Hopefully the bury her under the jail and throw away the key.