President Trump, Melania Trump And Kanye West Are Working Together To Get A$AP Rocky Freed From A Swedish Jail

What a tweet! This is one of those situations where you gotta take a deep breath, stare off into the distance and ask yourself, “What the fuck is going on around here?” The title of this blog is a combination of words no one ever thought would be put together under any circumstances but here we are. Donald Trump is working with Kanye West and the Swedish government to get A$AP Rocky free from a Swedish jail after Melania Trump informed Donald about the whole situation. What a time to be alive.

For those that don’t know, A$SAP Rocky was arrested a couple weeks ago in Sweden and is being held in a Swedish jail for an alleged assault that took place after one of his concerts. The conditions of the jail have come under much scrutiny about their horrific conditions. From the information I’ve gathered on the situation (which was basically Ria telling me what happened during the brawl), A$AP wasn’t in the wrong during the fight and is now being held for no reason at all.

Which brings us to the present day where apparently Melania Trump informed Donald Trump of the situation and he leapt into action. Donald called up his pal Mr. West to get the deets on A$AP Rocky’s situation and now the wheels are in motion for Trump to work with the “very talented Prime Minister of Sweden” to get A$AP out of jail and back onto American soil.

By the way, the way Trump says A$AP Rocky is so damn funny. He said, “Now I don’t know much about this A$AP (pause so long that you can’t believe a word hasn’t followed yet) Rocky guy but Melania brought it to my attention and we have been getting phone calls from many African Americans about A$AP……………………………………………………………………….Rocky so we’re gonna do our best to get him outta Sweden.” Again, what a time to be alive.