Some Sorry Son Of A Bitch Got Absolutely Mollywhopped By A Wall Of Dirty Water In The New York City Subway

We can all agree that this dude’s life has been cuncelled, right? I mean he is lucky the train had already arrived before Poseidon attempted to snatch a soul in the Devil’s Labyrinth. But I feel like surviving a tidal wave of subway water is like surviving the Chernobyl meltdown. Living with the effects of the aftermath are far worse than moving on to the afterlife.

Which has to be the reason this cameraman didn’t move a muscle while watching a tsunami of sludge take down another person. For all the shit New Yorkers take for being a hardened people, at some point basic humanity would have you take at least a baby step towards saving this guy from getting hit by a train before your New Yorker instincts stop you from joining him in a toxic cocktail of ebola, rat hair, and homeless person cum. Not to mention if this guy gets hit by the train, any chances of your video going viral are muerte. You may get some views on Live Leak and whatever the biggest viral video site on the dark web is. But snuff films still don’t play in 2019, which is a sign the planet hasn’t gone to complete shit.

Anyway, if the world has any justice, this poor bastard will end up with some sort of superpowers out of this entire disgusting ordeal and protect the world from the MTA’s INCOMPETENCE*.

*I think we all know that everything from the gross water to the innocent civilian not helping a bit tells us that this is much more likely a supervillain origin story. Hopefully Peter Parker will be able to protect this city from Hydro-Man since there are not many other options following the events of Endgame