The Clippers Really May Be The Next Dynasty Because Old Paul George Has Been Fuckin'

As I’m sure you’ve seen, the world has been taken over today by FaceApp’s old face filter. Impossible to be on social media and not see it, and I have to admit it’s pretty damn creepy. We’re getting way too good at this shit nowadays the whole thing sort of freaks me out. Anyway, of course the NBA got involved as we’ll see later in this blog, but I’m sorry I have to declare Paul George the winner of this entire movement. What a post, what a caption, the whole thing works beautifully. So many questions this summer as to who the best team is in LA, who should be favored more to win the title, did little brother finally overtake big brother etc etc. Well I’m pretty sure we have our answer. In the future, Paul George became such a star that as an old man he had to go to the hospital due to taking a shit ton of viagra because of all that fuckin. That’s multiple championship level fuckin if I’ve ever seen it. Think pre-HIV 80s Magic Lakers levels. You know where they would go to these mansions to have giant sex parties and what have you. Everyone got it in from every direction minus AC Green that poor bastard. They were the kings of LA because they won, and that’s the only explanation I can think of here for old Paul George.

So if I’m a Clippers fan and I see this post I’m instantly more over the moon than I thought was previously possible. Paul George isn’t laying so much pipe that he’ll need to OD on viagra as an old man without at least 3-5 NBA championships. Hell maybe more. Look at that face, that’s a man that has been to the top of the mountain in terms of both his profession and pussy. A man that has reached the elusive aggro crag of getting it in and winning multiple titles. So congratulations to future Clippers fans on the success, and congrats to Paul George for having the best post of the day.

In terms of other guys around the league, there were some good ones too. Not quite PG13 level, but good