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Sofia Richie Put A Beatdown On The Beach This Weekend

Guess what I did this weekend?  I went to the Windy City Smokeout on Friday, got 400 steps in on Saturday, and watched about 14 straight hours of baseball yesterday.  Woke up this morning feeling like a bag of dicks knowing that my weekend wasn’t near as complete as our girl Sofia over here.  She put an absolute beating on the beach this weekend.  Dolla dolla bills y’all.

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This pic brings me back years to the Comments of the Weeks blogs we used to do.  For new Stoolies they’re 5+ years old prolly.  But one comment always stuck out to me.  It was a KFC COTW blog on an Andrea Rincon Guess That Ass:

Commenter- Himself: “You’d think a girl spreading her butt so you can see where her shit comes from would be disgusting and completely off-putting. Nope, opposite effect.” The Casting Couch effect. Reach back and spread your cheeks. Should be gross. Its just not. Nailed it.

Anyways, back to Sophia.  As I said, beat down.

Lionel, ya did well my friend.