Longtime Stoolies Only: I Stumbled Upon The Illusion And He's Still On Spaceship Earth

Man, what a blast from the past the Illusion is. I remember sitting in my office at Marine Corps Base Quantico and reading blogs about this fella. He’s STILL out here on damn near a daily grind making videos. He’s a dad now so he interviews people like the director of the school board in his local area. Imagine thinking you are meeting with a normal parent and then the Illusion pops in.

I have to admit though, I’m sad that he steered away from the bowl cut. Our guy the Illusion rockin a mullet? #NotMyIllusion When something works as well as the Illusion’s bowl cut, you dont go away from that. You lean into it. You pass it on to your kids. You make video after video about the maintenance of that bowl cut.

Anyway, if you’re bored at work, watch him give incredible life advice. Give up your anxiety to your special spiritual self and the higher being within you. It’ll be groovy after that even if it’s tough.