Cardi B and Offset Spent $400,000 on Their Daughter's First Birthday Party and Over $100,000 on The Cake
SOURCE – Cardi B and Offset‘s daughter Kulture turned one year old last week and the hip-hop power couple celebrated the child’s born day in a huge way on Saturday (July 13).
Cardi and ‘Set rented out a big venue in New York City for the expensive event. In all, the party cost the couple upwards of $400,000, according to TMZ. The theme of the party was “Onederful Birthday” and lots of people were in attendance to celebrate with young Kulture. The extravagant cake alone reportedly cost $100,000 and was themed with characters from the Netflix show Word Party.
GO OFF QUEEN (AND KING).
I know hearing/reading things like this tend to piss (broke) people off. Rich people spending egregious amounts of money on objects and parties and shit like this tends to get the average folk (aka broke people) up in arms from time to time. I for one refuse to be upset by these things because then it acknowledges that I’m broke. For the record I am broke but if I don’t get mad at Cardi B and Offset dropping a 5 bedroom house in Florida on a 1 year old’s birthday party then I can pretend for a second that I am not. Also as a loyal member of the Bardi Gang and a Migos truther I will ride with them into the gates of hell. Shit if they spent a cool mill on the party I’d still be with the wave. You only have one first birthday! Let’s make the memories count even if the guest of honor hasn’t learned to walk or speak yet.
Could the money be spent on more noble causes than celebrating their daughters first year of life? Of course it could have. But when you’re the one who’s made millions upon millions of dollars, you get to choose how it’s spent. Not some asshole who’s 37 years old and still lives in their parents basement because they mow lawns for a 23 year old who just started his own lawn care business fresh out of college. So if you want to be pissed off that the money is not being spent on more rational/constructive things, get off your ass and get to the fucking bag and spend your hard earned money on what you want. If not, than shut the fuck up you broke ass bitch. No one cares what you have to say because you’re broke and deliver food to cars on rollerblades in a Sonic parking lot for a living.
On the other hand I am amazed by these crazy extravagant, super expensive cakes. This cake being worth $100,000 is the most preposterous but amazing thing all at the same time.
My first thought is how does someone possibly put this cake together? This thing is more than a cake it’s a legitimate art piece. Where do you learn to make this? Is there a class you go to that teaches you how to make illustrious, high end cakes? Is it god given talent? Maybe a mix of both? How much time did it take to make this cake? How much did the materials cost? I have questions for days.
As much as the fat kid in me wants to dive into this delicious looking cake I don’t know how you could eat a slice of this bad boy and not feel guilty. I guess if I paid $100,000 out of pocket I’d feel comfortable taking a shit on it of that’s what my heart desired but I couldn’t fathom wanting to disgrace such a beautifully made cake. Whoever this Young Cake Picasso is needs to reveal themselves and claim the prize as best cake maker on the planet. If you can make cakes like this theres no reason you shouldn’t be some type of celebrity chef. This is pure talent. I wonder if it tastes good?