Jon Rahm Is At Wimbledon Today And He Looks Like A Billion Dollars

Ooooooooooooooooh Jonny! What a look! What a goddamn look! Listen, say what you want about what Jon Rahm is wearing at Wimbledon today, but he looks like a billion dollars. From what I’ve gathered, people dress up for Wimbledon the way people dress up when they go to a fancy horse race. Every single person attending Wimbledon is trying to pull off a look that grabs eyeballs and Jon Rahm pulled off the look of all looks. Think about it, we’re not talking about what anyone else wore to Wimbledon today, we’re exclusively talking about Jon Rahm and his outfit at Wimbledon today. That’s power.

I showed the picture of Rahm to Frankie Borrelli and his jaw crashed to the floor causing all the sunflower seeds in his mouth to scatter across the room. Rahm’s outfit took all of Frankie’s breath away. Rahm looks like a famous actor mixed a Bond villain mixed with a drug lord mixed with whatever the fuck that starry dress shirt is. The whole thing is breathtaking.

Even if I hated Rahm’s outfit and thought it looked stupid, which I don’t, would I have the balls to say I hate it and that it looks stupid? Not a chance. Jon Rahm is one of the scariest humans on the planet. Yeah he plays golf, but if you’ve watched him for any stretch of time on the golf course, you know he runs hotter than a flamethrower in a volcano. The dude has the ability to lose it at a moment’s notice and snap your neck like a twig. But none of that matters because his outfit is fire flames.