The Angriest Little Man In New York Berates All The Women In "Bagel Boss" Because He's 5 Feet Tall And Nobody Will Date Him On Dating Sites
That headline is not a joke. It is not defamation or slander or libel. It’s not an exaggeration. It is literally the reason this little man is so mad at women, right out of his own mouth.
“Why is it ok for women to say oh you’re 5 feet on dating sites, you should be dead? That’s ok? Women in general have said it on dating sites!”
Listen little man – I agree, it’s not ok for women to say that you should be dead because you’re a little person. That is very rude and hurtful. Little people like you have worked a long, hard time to be referred to as little people in the first place, as opposed to the derogatory “midget.” You are not a midget, you are a little person, key word PERSON, and just like any person, you should be treated with respect. Those mean ladies on your dating websites should be reported and hopefully be suspended for a period of time so they can think about their manners.
But that does not mean you can stomp your little little-person feet around the Bagel Boss calling all the women bitches and C words. You can’t disrupt an entire store full of hard working people and hungry customers with your little little-person yells because MandyXoX47 swiped the wrong way on Match dot Tinder or whatever. If you want society to be more polite to you as a little-person with your little-person-feelings, you need to lead by example, not be a fucking shithead in Bagel Boss.
Finally: there is no sweeter moment in an internet video – NO sweeter moment – than the moment the bully says “go ahead! attack me!” and gets absolutely fucking ragdolled.
You wanna step outside? I’m not scared of you. Go ahead and attack me!”
**gets attacked**
“You feelin’ strong my friend? Say Elf ONE more time!”
via @Oliviabradley88