Amazon Is Currently Negotiating To Be In Charge Of The U.S. Military's Cloud Computing Called The "War Cloud". What Can Possibly Go Wrong?

AP- Amazon and Microsoft are battling it out over a $10 billion opportunity to build the U.S. military its first “war cloud” computing system. But Amazon’s early hopes of a shock-and-awe victory may be slipping away.

Formally called the Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure plan, or JEDI, the military’s computing project would store and process vast amounts of classified data, allowing the Pentagon to use artificial intelligence to speed up its war planning and fighting capabilities. The Defense Department hopes to award the winner-take-all contract as soon as August. Oracle and IBM were eliminated at an earlier round of the contract competition.

LETS FUCKING COOK, BEZOSBUB! As a loyal Amazon customer with a long history of purchases on the site going back to its online bookstore days, I am on the record saying there is nobody I want to see take over the world more than Jeff Bezos. Zuckerberg is out in my mind since he seems like a creep and I seldom use Facebook. Bill Gates is way too peaceful to aspire for world domination and I haven’t used a Microsoft product since I realized I can send text messages on my iPhone through my Mac. But I have been Team Amazon forever and Bezos seems like the type of dude that would reward devotion like any supervillain with the goal of world domination.

We already knows he has the money to take over the world considering he is still a Top 5 billionaire after a divorce. He also has the drive

The look

Eyes and ears in everyone’s homes

And the battle tech

Bezos has already made it possible to deliver any object you can dream of to anywhere in the country in 2 days or less. But soon he will be able to deliver a missile anywhere he wants in 2 minutes or less once he undercuts Microsoft like Amazon undercuts all their competition and creates a motherfucking WAR CLOUD for the United States armed forces. Then he will be able to link all of the Amazon resources with the might and technology of the greatest military on the planet to get the Mind Stone to complete his real life Infinity Gauntlet by simply hacking the War Cloud, which as celebrity nude leaks tells us, probably won’t be all that tough.

TL;DR for people that already saw Spider-Man Far From Home or don’t care about SPOILERS: Bezos is Mysterio and this War Cloud will be his EDITH.

P.S. Changing the name from JEDI to War Cloud is damn near a wash in my book since they are the two best names for anything I have ever heard in my life.