Vlad Guerrero Jr. Just Hit About 50,000 Miles Of Home Runs

Don’t give a fuck if Hubbs blogged this 7 minutes ago. I’m drinking miller lite. I’m watching the Derby. I’m on the blog tonight. Get over it.

Just absolutely fucking preposterous top to bottom. People have been talking about it since he started openly training and safe to say I think we knew it would be big time

Just didn’t know 29 in the first round would be the number. I might have exaggerated a bit there but honestly he just hit a Charity 5k worth of home runs so I think hyperbole is in play. Otherwise you might not get the context that this dude is from a different planet.