Must Watch: Man Goes On An All-Time Rant About Having Sex On QUAALUDES

Best rant I’ve seen all year. It’s really shitty timing for this fella though. If Dave wasnt on vacation, this man would for sure be riding shotgun with Frankie Midnight.

HAVING SEX ON A FUCKING QUALLUDE, YOU THOUGHT YOUD DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN LET ME TELL YA! AND WHEN YOU HAD AN ORGASM, YOU THOUGHT YOUR WERE ON THE FUCKING MOON! HA HA HA HA HA BRING BACK THEM FUCKIn QUAALUDES!

THIS IS THE BIG MAN! THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.

Yep. No doubt he would have been working here. Shame. I think we would have been friends because I love to fuck and feel like I’m on the moon. I’m a huge moon and cumming guy. Big ropes. Cowboy shit. Rancher dick.