Alex Morgan Twerking All Over The Locker Room Is Gonna Have The Rest Of The World Big Mad

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I love this team (watched two and a half games), I love Alex Morgan and I love Alex Morgan celebrating by twerking up a storm in the locker room. Imagine how mad the rest of the world is gonna be when they see that video of Alex Morgan twerking all over the joint after winning the World Cup. The losers desperately clutched their pearls after Alex had the AUDACITY to sip tea after scoring a goal against England so I can only imagine that heart attacks will be had upon seeing that video. And good, I hope those people die of those heart attacks. If you don’t want our players to celebrate, don’t give them a reason to sip tea and twerk. It’s as simple as that. Stop us, you won’t.

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