If Kawhi Joins The Lakers, Steve Aoki Is Going To Throw A World Record Size Pizza Party And Give Kawhi Free Pizza For Life

Shit. Just like that I’ve never been more convinced that Kawhi is going to the Lakers. I mean, sure, he’s been offered a ton of free shit in Toronto too

But, I don’t see a world record pizza party from a famous person. That’s enticing and seems like something Kawhi would appreciate. If you’re telling me you can’t see Kawhi loving pizza and pizza parties, I’d call you a goddamn liar.

It’s also Steve Aoki throwing out the offer. I don’t see Drake or Eugene Levy or *checks notes and sees no other notorious Raptors fans* offering Kawhi free stuff. It’s time for them to step up and prevent arguably the best super team of all time coming together.

You know it’s all the free pizza that’s going to make Kawhi a Laker. Or the fact he’s from California and can team up with Anthony Davis and LeBron after beating two super teams for his two titles. Either/or really.