Last Time I Checked They Don't Put Wallpaper On HBO

Well well well what do we have here. A sad day for the haters and losers of which there are many who love to just talk shit about my headlines and who tweet my boss telling him I should be fired. One quick question, was your headline and blog featured on HBO and seen by millions? I didn’t think so. Pretty sure they don’t just throw wallpaper up on TV when they’re trying to talk about controversial content. Gotta say they really hit the nail on the head with that one. Everyone knows when you want to talk about all the mean and controversial things said on this fine website you roll with a midnight blog about Kevin Durant fucking up his achilles. Was it the F bomb that sealed the deal? I’ll never reveal my secrets.

All jokes aside, I had the exact same reaction I’m sure every single one of you had when that blog flashed on the screen for a split second.

If we’re being totally honest I thought somehow my TV switched to a Rundown episode and Dave was crushing me for another headline. I’ll admit there was a moment of panic until I realized what was going on and then I couldn’t stop laughing. To think I made this documentary and Ria didn’t make one second of it is pretty hilarious and frankly really really pathetic. But that’s pretty much the Barstool world in a nutshell. One day your boss hates your guts and if not for a prayer interaction with your father at a Celtics game you couldn’t go to because you had to blog you’d probably be out of a job. Then the next thing you know you’re partnering up with said boss as the Bad Boys Of HBO. What a world.

So for now I’ll simply enjoy this win. Lord knows I fucking need it given my last two months. That’s right I’m considering this a win no matter what you say. First it was the New York Post a few weeks ago now HBO, not bad for wallpaper!