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Tom Holland Came To A Young Woman’s Rescue As She Was Having A Panic Attack While Being Crushed Against A Barricade By Weird Autograph Seekers

Tom Holland. Actual hero.

So it looks like Tom Holland, the current Spiderman, was having a quick autograph/picture session yesterday. You get a good mix of people at these things. There’s people like this girl Cass who just wanted a picture with one of her favorite people in the world. And then you get weird 30+ year old men who just want his autograph and will do anything for it.

Autographs used to be cool, when you were like 12 years old. If you’re 30 and you’re still seeking out these things to the point you’re pushing people to get them then what the hell are you doing with your life? This poor young woman was getting shoved left and right to the point she started having a full-on panic attack. From what I’ve read Tom Holland was not happy with these people from the start and seeing the girl fall to the ground set him over the edge. Dude set aside the Spiderman outfit and became a real hero. Love Tom Holland. Looks like she wasn’t able to get her picture, but if I know how this world works she’s going to get to meet him and go to one of the premieres of the new Spiderman with Holland himself. I’d almost guarantee it.

Moral of the story. Don’t be a weird guy and seek out autographs to the point you’re shoving women to the ground. Just be a normal person. Why can’t people be normal?