An Anal History Of Great #7's In Honor Of Da Chicago Bulls

Carl6/20/2019 11:12 PM

I wanted to call it an Oral History because I feel like OH’s get more playing time. But then I figured if I’m going Oral I might as well kick it up a notch and go full blown Anal. I have no idea if there’s such a thing as Anal History but then again Columbus didn’t know he was sailing for America and that turned out okay.

Point of this blog is to get over the fact the Bulls are picking 7. Everyone thinks 7 sucks. People have been trashing it since the lottery and personally I’m fed up.

So without further adieu here’s a bunch of great 7’s that should help you clean the dump in your pants about the Bulls draft pick tonight:

Lauri

Triple 7’s

Kirk Hinrich

Andrew Jackson

A lot of people like to hate on Andrew Jackson but all those people forget that if it weren’t for Andrew Jackson, you wouldn’t have anything to hate because he singlehandedly (not really) shoved the British back to the 18th century in December of 1814. Most of you are countering me with the Treaty of Ghent being signed concurrently with the defense of New Orleans, but you’d be hard pressed to imagine the Brits wanted to fuck with us ever again following the beat down he administered.