Carmelo And D'Angelo Russell Make Me Look Like An NBA All Star

If you haven’t seen it already, Carmelo Anthony and D’Angelo Russell are lighting it up this summer at a Lifetime Fitness. Melo has been making montages like this since last summer, but now these are so entertainingly stupid its hilarious.

No shit these guys are making back to back to back shots! How you gonna put NBA players on a court that has a volleyball overlapping the three-point line likes it’s your YMCA down the street from the suburbs? Send these boys to Rucker Park, hell send them to McAfee’s office for some shots! Not a gym where anyone including Tommy Smokes can drop a 10-piece nugget.

Right on Brick. I tweeted and emailed Brick to see if I could hoop at the Summit and give Melo and whoever a sweaty shirt but haven’t heard back. Anyone can do what they’re doing!  Check this out:

I got a clip from the hip, and like my chips with dip. People ask me, “Yo Mantis, how is your shot so clean?” It’s because I shower every day. I will continue to get Bricks attention and #ShutdownTheSummit with my soggy jumper. The grind doesn’t stop my friends.

P.S. I went to a wedding this weekend and this girl at a salon messed me up. I should’ve known it was code red when halfway through the cut she said, “Haha yeah, I don’t usually cut men’s hair unless it’s my ex-boyfriend”.

Yeah, I went to a saloon, the barbershop was booked all day and Hot Sean gets his haircut at a salon and I mean, you’ve seen the guy. I got fixed yesterday by my guy Will and can’t stop looking at myself. If I get rid of that pimple near my nose, line up my eyebrows, and get a new torso, I’ll be consistently wet on and off the court in no time.