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World's Worst Father Nearly Lets His Entire Family Die By Avalanche During Dinner

This father should absolutely be beaten to within an inch of his life. After that, he should be nursed back to health and beaten again. It’s one thing to make a mistake and think that a fucking avalanche will just be goofin down the mountain and that there’s nothing to worry about. It’s an entirely different thing to see said avalanche barreling toward your family full of small children and to run out of the way without grabbing your kids because you’re the biggest baby-backed bitch the world has ever known.

That being said, this video is so bad that I refuse to believe that it’s real. On the other hand, the terror in the child’s voice means that it’s absolutely real. If it isn’t real, the child is the next Jodie Foster. Either way, fuck this dad.

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Fuckin Tomas.

It’s a movie. Damn. I feel like we’ve all been tricked. Who could have known? Oh well. Enjoy your day.