Guy Gets Bound, Gagged, And Robbed Of $3000 Because He Lied About The Size Of His Dick On A Date
Source - An argument over penis size allegedly sparked a fight between two men who met online and left one of them being bound by a ball gag and robbed of £3,000.
One man alleged he was unable to scream due to the ‘jock strap and ball gag in his mouth’ when his Grindr date robbed him.
On Saturday authorities were called to reports of a home invasion after a 26-year-old man, from Greenwich Village, New York, was reportedly robbed by his date following a sexual encounter at his apartment on Greenwich street.
First of all, twenty-six years old and living in Greenwich Village – sign me up. He’s either in finance or has family money, both of which I’m okay with. It’s a real pain in the ass taking the one train every time I want to go to a gay bar downtown. I need to find someone with a conveniently located apartment and equally low standards. This guy seems to have both. I always pictured myself settling down with a near-death, wealthy, eighty-five-year old-man, but if I can get someone my own age that’d be ideal.
Second, I completely understand how this happened. It is incredibly frustrating/embarrassing/demeaning going on Grindr to the point that if you actually do meet up with someone and they’re not who you expected, you want to kill them. Straight up murder. I’ve been there. I went on a date in Foxboro, Massachusetts in 2013 with someone who I thought was one person and ended up being someone else and I went ballistic. Completely lost my mind. He tried to play it off as a joke thinking I’d still want to hook up, which made things even worse. As bad as it was, I never would’ve bound, gagged, and robbed him of $3000 A) because he didn’t have that much money on him and B) because I’m not a psychopath.
The story gets pretty dark from there. Literally.
The victim, who had $3,000 stolen from him, told police that events took a turn for the worst after the two men engaged in consensual sex with each other.
Following the robbery, which happened at around 3am on June 1, police are now hunting the area for the suspect, who is believed to be in his 30s. The victim told police that the robbery took place after he arranged to meet his date, who he had met on a section of the application called ‘Black Men Love Fisting‘ for sex.
According to police, following the sexual encounter, the men were involved in an argument regarding the size of the date’s penis and events soon took a shockingly dark turn.
The victim alleged that the Grindr date, angered by the argument, began to strangle him and demanded money.
While the victim initially believed that the robbery was part of a role play act being executed by his date, he soon realized that his was being robbed after he was dragged into a closet against his will.
The alleged robber then fled the scene with the money, leaving his victim unable to scream fro help. The victim was treated on the scene after police arrived.
I never had ‘Black Men Love Fisting’ version of Grindr, but I can imagine it’s not somewhere normal people like to hang out. I had the ‘gangly white guy about to fall asleep’ version. (The one you use where you never respond to anyone.)
My favorite part of the entire thing is him thinking being robbed was part of the role play. How fucking hilarious is that? He’s literally being tied up, gagged, and dragged into a closet and he thinks it’s part of the hook up. Which bring me back to the reason for argument in the first place: dick size.
You have to imagine it was a pretty big exaggeration. Like you can always get away with a half inch, maybe an inch, but that depends on how big you are in the first place. For example, the jump from seven inches to eight inches is massive, but the jump from six to seven is minuscule. It’s like that meme that girls use to describe the difference between 5’11’ and 6′.
That’s why back when I had my first penis reduction, I told the doctor I didn’t want a whole number, so I could round up or down to manage expectations.
Luckily the NYPD is hot on this guy’s trail. They even removed evidence from the apartment in hopes of tracking him down.
Following the incident, New York Police removed latex gloves, a dildo, a leash and the sex swing from the scene as evidence. A search for the perpetrator, who is described as having a goatee and wearing a white T-shirt and black sweatpants and black hoodie, is now underway by the city’s police.
Hopefully they catch him, we can’t have this kind of behavior during Pride. It’s a bad look on all of us.