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Absolute Ricochet Shot By Barack Obama Saying Gary Payton Turned Michael Jordan Into Kobe

Good God, Barack. What an absolute ricochet shot by No. 44 to Kobe. I mean, I think I love him now. I’m here for any and all Kobe slander. Hate Kobe the player. Always have, always will. Hated growing up not far from where Lowe Merion and having to listen to friends slobber all over Kobe.

Now we have Barack just tossing out insults. Thank you very much, Mr. President.

I mean he ain’t wrong. Gary Payton is an all-time defender. Plus, he’s still the best shit talker to ever be in the NBA. Combine the two of them and it’s no question that he never really backed down from Jordan like some others

How about the run Obama has had this year at basketball games? We had this legendary clip from when Zion blew his shoe out

Insulting Kobe. MVP chants from a Canadian arena

Hell, even Bill Walton wanted him to be the next coach at UCLA. Dude is on a hoops heater. Approval rating through the roof though with the Kobe slander.