Imagine Thinking You're Bigger Than The Drake Curse. The Fucking Drake Curse.

What a tough thing to have floating around the internet today. Yikes. I mean what an asshole this guy is for thinking he’s bigger than the Drake curse.

There’s been a lot of talk about this these days since the Raptors are in the NBA Finals. Some people (ahem, Kevin Clancy) are saying that the curse is dead since Toronto made it to the dance. Those people are dead wrong. A curse doesn’t die until your team wins the whole fucking thing. Everybody knows that. And the fight last night is just the latest example.

I mean the Drake curse is so alive and well that Anthony Joshua – the HEAVY favorite of a highly anticipated boxing match – was out here so confident that he bragged about breaking it two months ago… and then went and got his shit kicked in by Andy Ruiz last night.  The +1200 underdog.  The guy who was posting things like this just seven years ago.

Absolutely unreal.

I didn’t watch the fight in real time and I reallllyyy wish I would’ve. I’m not going to pretend I’m a boxing expert by any means, but I do love a good fight. So primal. Unfortunately, I was sleeping inside a tequila bottle since Jordan Binnington may be the worst goalie in the NHL. But I digress.

I’ve watched all the highlights of the fight this morning and it was just an epic night. Andy Ruiz is getting all the love and for good reason. He’s awesome.

So credit to the Official King of Chonk for shocking the world and everything, but this is on Drake too. And Anthony Joshua for being cocky enough to think he can break something so unbreakable. Literally nobody can stop Drake from being Drake. Not even Kawhi Leonard.

Warriors in 6.