Catholic School Principal Arrested During A School Field Trip While Drunk At A Strip Club

WASHINGTON, D.C. (WAFB) – Holy Family Principal Michael Comeau was arrested Thursday, May 30 in Washington, D.C. at a strip club.

According to a police report, officers responded to Archibald’s Gentlemen’s Club in Washington, D.C. for “an intoxicated man refusing to pay his bill.”

Comeau allegedly “was observed standing in the roadway, refusing to move,” according to the police report. It went on to say officers asked Comeau “multiple times to move out of the roadway, but Comeau refused.”

Comeau was arrested for public intoxication and possession of an open container of alcohol. Numerous sources told the 9News Investigators Comeau had a service dog with him at the bar/strip club.

I honestly dont blame this fella at all. Field trips are for the birds when you’re an adult. Take a little trip through the Air and Space Museum? Once? Sure. Twice? Maybe. But you take this field trip every fucking year and there’s only so many times you can read and see the history of the Wright brothers without it feeling wrong.

But, what do you do? You just got to the museum and the kids will be cruising about playing grab ass for another couple of hours.

“Fuck, this sucks,” you say under your breath. “Wish I could see some tits.”

Horny, you open your phone and enable the location services.

“Archibald Gentlemen’s club. Not too far from here. I hope the ladies at Archibald are Coochiebald.” You laugh to yourself but think, “seriously. Love that.”

Next thing you know you are a couple of bourbons deep and a few hundred dollars short. It’s like the ladies can begin to feel your penis swell to the point where the gravy of life is likely to land on their leg if they clap their tender buttcheeks just one more time. They pull back on the throttle of their twerking and you’re left manning the cockpit in the bathroom. No lift off. Whiskey dick.

Frustrated, you begin to scream in the road. The rest of the story is at the beginning. You had to resign. Sad.

And to keep with Barstool tradition, “Does this look like the face of a Catholic School Principal Arrested During A School Field Trip While Drunk At A Strip Club?” Yes… yes it does.