Love Is In The Air On NJ Transit!

Now that Memorial Day Weekend has past and shore houses are open for business, it’s time for everyone to find those summer flings that burn hotter than the August sun. Some people like Tommy Cheeseballs will look for romance is distinguished places like Seaside Heights while others will find love in a hopeless place like on a NJ Transit train.

Not that I am shaming these two lovebirds in the least for dry humping in public like it was their last day on Earth. Far from it. All I knew about NJ Transit before today is that they are (Frank The Tank voice) THE ABSOLUTE WORST and INCOMPETENT. But what I didn’t realize is that their handicap sections look to be as comfortable and spacious as any couch in Club Karma. My guy here had plenty of room to check his phone as his girl put both of them on the Express train to Pleasure Town while turning him into The Undertaker.

Add in the free show all the other passengers got to witness on a commute that undoubtedly had multiple delays and I have no choice but to chalk this up as a huge win for NJ Transit and the state of New Jersey in general*.

*Unless this guy came his pants on the train. Everything is all fun and games until you hear a guy let out an orgasm moan