These Kids Have Every Right To Press Felony Charges Against A Classmate For Lacing Their Brownies With Pot

CBSNewYork – Six Bronx students were treated Tuesday after eating brownies that were laced with a substance, police said. The Fire Department was called at 12:20 p.m. to the Charter High School For Law and Social Justice at 1960 University Avenue in University Heights for a report of sick kids. Three students were taken to Bronx Lebanon Hospital and three were treated at the scene. An 18-year-old male student was arrested for providing what is believed to be marijuana-laced brownies. Charges are pending.

Weed brownies are no joke anymore. Ever since they started tampering with pot in the labratories, the edibles along with it have gotten so good that they’re bad. You’re not just eating a space cake and getting the giggles anymore. You’re surviving 4 heart attacks and questioning if you’ve been poisoned the whole time. A lot of times in television and movies, a prankster will trick the school with pot brownies and everyone who downs them becomes super happy and friendly. Classic Hollywood creating a false reality. Doing that with the new-age edibles would be a horror show of kids entering comas left and right and the school nurse getting a run for her money, as seen here.

These poor girls were just trying to support the local bake sale and ended up in another galaxy. Why anyone would waste their money on getting people uncomfortably high who have no interest in being high in the first place, when they themselves could just be getting even more unconformably high, is beyond me. The culprit already got arrested, but some serious charges need to be made here on behalf of edibles victims worldwide. Let’s set a precedent and finally put an end to any future high school bake sale related injuries before these things become any more potent.

PS- Ate a pot brownie the other night after getting told it “wasn’t that strong” and promptly became so irresponsibly high I had to tell my roommate to make sure I fell asleep on my side so that I wouldn’t choke on my puke in the middle of the night. It’ll take the edge off they said: