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I Always Knew I Could Count On My Close, Personal Friend Ludacris To Defend Me In My Most Trying Times Against 'Yankee Girl' And Her Minions

Hubbs here, the world’s number one misogynist, checking in on the war between the dumbest people on Earth and a Yankees blogger who can identify a video as funny. Well, with no one in the company besides Kayce Smith opting to stand up for me, I was left with no other plays. Every 10 seconds someone with an Ariana Grande quote in their Twitter bio would DM me saying I should kill myself, that I’m gross for recording a girl (even though I didn’t record her), that I should let women live, and that I am a pig. It was high level comedy just to see how many stupid people there are in the world.

Well, with no one on my side (besides Kayce) I knew I could rely on one man to stand next to me, and he came through as always. That man is…Ludacris.

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LUDA and the UFC’s Tyron Woodley! Finally, allies in the fight against the worst people on Earth! It feels good to have friends again. I wonder how Robbie feels now that one of his boys went against him. Total betrayal. One Instagram post at a time and maybe we can knock some sense into these people and bring funny back into the world.