First Ballot Hall Of Fame Smokeshow Scarlett Johansson Got Engaged To That Guy On SNL

The AP got an exclusive on this story and this is the graphic they decided to run with it

Just an absolute travesty for AP fans worldwide looking for crotch bloodflow. Scarlett Johansson is an all time rocket and the news that she’s off the market again is a tough pill to swallow. The fact it’s with a guy from SNL when it should be a guy from Barstool makes me sick.

To all the boners she’s handed out over the years, TYFYS.

But would you?