GLORIA!! THE BLUES ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE STANLEY CUP FINAL!

HOLY SHIT! This is the farthest the Blues have gone in my entire time on Planet Earth. I don’t even know if this is real life right now. THEY’RE CHANTING BORIS FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!

If anyone ever doesn’t believe in the power of Barstool, show them that video of a bar in St. Louis Missouri screaming the name of a rodent like its a goddamn rock concert. The Blues are ONE WIN AWAY. Tuesday night at Enterprise should make for the craziest environment in St. Louis hockey history. I cannot wait. LETS GO BLUES.

GET YOUR SHIRTS NOW!!!

P.S. I hope this chick doesn’t find any small mammals or she’s gonna put me out of business.