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Wake Up With Tommy Lasorda Beating The Piss Out Of The Philly Phanatic For Making Fun Of Him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX4L2LHGs98
Don't fuck with Tommy Lasorda. Plain and simple, you just can't do that. He doesn't care if you're a baseball player or a mascot. He will attempt to run after you and beat the shit out of you. I mean all the Phonetic did was have a mannequin with a huge belly that resembled Lasorda, maybe he was humping it too, who knows what pushed Tommy over the edge. Maybe it was the 4 wheeler on the field of play lol. Imagine a mascot doing that today, Peter Gammons would shit himself. You thought old, crusty white men were mad about pace of play now? Wait until you have to wait for a mascot to get his quad off the field so the inning could start. See folks, things could be much worse. Regardless, Tommy slammed the Phanatic to the ground and took his doll back to the dugout, he didn't have time for this kids stuff.