Rabid, Fanged Monkey Humps Bank Employee's Head As Delighted Coworkers Look On Laughing

I was aiming for a high-brow, intellectual Thursday, but then I stumbled upon this video from a UK Tabloid about a monkey attacking a bank worker in India and then humping the shiiiit out of his head. So my think piece on tensions with Iran resulting in the State Department ordering all ‘nonessential U.S. Government employees’ out of Iraq for fear of ‘imminent attack’ will have to wait.

Here’s the full video, and to save you time – the head-humping begins at 00:26. That’s also the mark where sounds of concern from coworkers as this agitated, fanged monkey dominates their fellow employee gives way to hysterical laughter… Believe there’s some correlation there.

Here in the States we get the occassional deer cruising through a grocery store, or bear rumbling around the local liquor spot, but it’s not often we have monkeys terrorizing our financial institutions.

And I’m not quite sure what type of monkey this is, but I would have curled up in a ball at my desk, too. So even if you’re stuck at a desk of your own right now, and maybe your boss sucks or your cubicle neighbor keeps playing that awful soft rock station too loud, or you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, take heart that at least this monkey isn’t. (And it’s almost the weekend!)