Bruce Willis Selflessly 'Bounced' The First Pitch At The Phillies Game Tonight So Everyone Can Forget About Chaps Bouncing His First Pitch Earlier This Week In A Truly Embarrassing Display

Nightmare fuel. You get that big moment in the spotlight out on the mound & then you totally blow it & Philadelphia is letting you hear their disgust. That has to be rough even for a mega rich actor like Bruce Willis… but a little part of me thinks he did it on purpose since it looked like he didn’t try, not even a little bit.

Perhaps the star of Die Hard wanted our own Uncle Chaps to live well after events from earlier in the week… and I’m just glad it’ll help everyone forget what happened at the Jumbo Shrimp minor league game in Florida.