What's The Best Way To Get Back At Your Old School, Conservative Mother That Banned Bikinis? Pose In The SI Swimsuit Issue and Victoria's Secret Of Course

TAKE THAT MOM!!!  If that isn’t the biggest fuck you to a parent and their rulebook ever I don’t know what is.  When I was a kid my parents wouldn’t let me watch Austin Powers because they pulled an umbrella out of Austin’s ass in the tent and my parents thought that was too vile for my supple 10 year old brain to handle:

So you know what I did instead?  I’d wake up 5 mins early on school days and let hours on hours of porn download on Limewire and Kazaa throughout the day then hide it in secret files labeled “awesome baseball highlights” and shit like that.  I really showed them.  Fucking idiots

But this….  This is a totally higher level of fuck you that I can get behind.  I can smell the steam coming from Kelsey Merrit’s Mother’s gooped up ears she’s so pissed.  I fucking love it.  There is nothing better than giving parents and their rules the middle finger.  Hats off to Kelsey for that.

Oh, and here’s her SI Swimsuit Issue pics, among others, and needless to say, Kelsey is a complete and total forest fire