Will Someone Get The Dart Out Of This Goose's Neck?

First of all I know its not a dart but rather one of those mini arrows for a slingshot. Secondly, its actually not THAT crazy to see these birds with some hardware left in them and happens more than you’d think.



That does NOT look comfortable. So while it happens and is actually an arrow, the reason I wrote this blog is because it looks like a dart, and honestly, its only funny if you can think of it in the Will Ferrell voice from Old School. “Is this bad? Is this bad?” You should pull that out man that is not cool. I would have loved to be there when his other Geese friends told him “YOU’RE CRAZY MAN. HAHA I LIKE YOU… BUT YOU’RE CRAZY MAN”. This goose is going to wake up making out with some dude that just pulled him out of the lake while envisioning his wife in a goose bikini.