I'm Excited For Olivia Newton John's New Album Inspired By Leave It To Beaver!!

FUCK YESSSSS!!!!!

I’m officially as hyped up for this new album drop as I was for for Season 4 of Leave It To Beaver. Widely known fact about me is I fucking love Olivia Newton John. I’m as basic a betch as can be when it comes to her music. Give me ONJ over Bette Midler 100x out of 100, at least when it comes to their music.

And now you’re telling me her new album was inspired off Leave It To Beaver? Yes please! Guaranteed she’s gonna have some banger in it talking about having a catch in the backyard with her paw paw or the icky boys at school she secretly has a crush on. Guarantee she has a song that’s based on Jane Cleaver’s killer meatloaf. Just a music video of Olivia Newton John taking a freshly made loaf out of the oven when her husband comes home from work.

Or maybe she’ll go back to her country roots and have a song about how she wants a new bike for her birthday? Or how she conquered the bully at school which might be a euphemism for winning a math competition or some shit?

The possibilities are fucking endless. What I do know is this – much like season 8 of Beaver, her music has STUNK since Let Me Be There, so this album better be great or I’ll bitch about it on twitter or something

PS no idea what “Summer Nights” with the Saturday Night Fever guy could possibly be based on. Been racking my brain all morning trying to figure it out